Meeniyan Celebrates New Dragon Boy
Despite a quiet year on the mutant front, Meeniyan celebrated last night the birth of yet another Dragon-boy, bringing the total of human-dragon-hybrid creatures in the town to a nationwide record of 44. The new creature, born unto Tarlene and Darryl Moochberger, of Forrest Rd, weighed in at a hefty 82 pounds on the old scale. Yet to be named, it is believed the Moochbergers will Christen their second born Lucifer-Bailey Dylan, in keeping with Meeniyan tradition. The creature is a baby brother for Maddyson, 15 months, who of course will be ritually sacrificed next full moon. CunTV and its affiliates congratulates the Moochbergers.
posted by S. Elliott @ 3:55 pm
1 Comments:
Listen, Dragon-boy is all well and good but what the people really want to know is, WHERE IS SHARK-BOY? The delightful young lad from Meeniyan has seemingly disappeared from our radars and I want to know more, has he like so few other meenyafarians sought out a higher education or is he still trying to gain his VCE? Is there a shark-wife and shark children in the near horizan?
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