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Monday, October 16, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
Town goes to great lengths to protect Amenities
The small rural community of Cann River, fearing the brunt of 21st century terrorism will be borne by them, have begun installing military armory to protect local attractions. alongside this Machine Gun -guarded toilet block is a bus stop surrounded by a 4 meter high electrified fence. not to be outdone, the township of Wonthaggi have initiated a biological weaponry program to protect its lucractive pokie arsenal.
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