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At 7:29 pm,  Anonymous said...

Brilliant

 

At 11:22 pm,  Anonymous said...

"this is damn funny" - Melbourne Trading Post

 

At 10:03 pm,  Anonymous said...

What's up

25 years and my life is still
trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this
Brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

 

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Name: S. Elliott

Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Born on a frosty morning in winter 1845, Steven didn't take long to learn the ropes of the (insert industry name) and it wasn't long before he was promoted to the role of (insert impressive title). Whilst searching for a cheap subsitute for Oatmeal in the South Pacific, Steven stumbled on Melbourne, and the rest, at least in part (except for the future), is history. His epitaph reads: "Here lies the carcus of Steven Elliott - first boy on saturn, who stole this headstone and reengraved it in anticipation of gruesome death. Tolerated by some".

His hobbies include alliteration, converting old racing cars into troughs for starving barnyard creatures, saving sleepy seals from salacious sexual advances from unsanctimonious sea lions, and Octopussy[TM].

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