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Monday, February 12, 2007

Long-time Couple formally announce Nuptials

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: Name: S. Elliott; Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Born on a frosty morning in winter 1845, Steven didn't take long to learn the ropes of the (insert industry name) and it wasn't long before he was promoted to the role of (insert impressive title). Whilst searching for a cheap subsitute for Oatmeal in the South Pacific, Steven stumbled on Melbourne, and the rest, at least in part (except for the future), is history. His epitaph reads: "Here lies the carcus of Steven Elliott - first boy on saturn, who stole this headstone and reengraved it in anticipation of gruesome death. Tolerated by some".

His hobbies include alliteration, converting old racing cars into troughs for starving barnyard creatures, saving sleepy seals from salacious sexual advances from unsanctimonious sea lions, and Octopussy[TM].

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Gender: Male
Industry: Chemicals
Occupation: Hazardous chemical Concoctor and taster
Location: Melbourne
Piracy Status: Active (both media and nautical varieties)
Breastfed?: Unsure
Musical...

razorlight
radiohead
Postal Service
plantlife
rufus wainwright
funky bunch
death cab for cutie

Televisual...

Mighty Boosh
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Free Ride
The I.T. Crowd
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Kitchen Confidential
Black Books
Micallef P(r)ogram(me)
Futurama
Samurai Champloo
The Daily Show

Filmic...

Wes Anderson catalog
Electric Grandmother (it's as good as it sounds)
Family Ties movie
Suburban Commando
Aronofsky catalog

Bookish...

"Pardon My Vulva" by Leigh Smoog
currently reading "Donna For Sale" by Herb Gak.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Long-time Couple formally announce Nuptials

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