Book and Movie Reviews from CunTV!!
Editors of CunTV have collated a collection of collectively collated reivews for some lesser-known works of high class fiction for you to rent and steal from your local libraries. Short synopses can be view at the
Tales for the Wise website. Ever read a book where a young girl has mould growing on her legs? Or a story about a teen who wakes up and realises he is, in fact, a wardrobe? No... didn't think so. Bon apetit!
Presser Website Survives Modern Perils
[WARNING: SHAMELESS PROMOTION]...In these days of terrorism, state-sanctioned counter-terrorism, hurricanes, tsunamis, conservative governance and nappy rash, its good to see a classic website rebound and find its way back into circulation.
The Presser website has been a family favourite for, lets face it, thousands and thousands of years. So visit it and tell your relatives and healthcare professionals, deceased or living, to indulge their senses (or zombie brains, gills etc) with the sweet sounds and aromas of Presser. Visit the following url before its gone forever, like so many decent sitcoms and flavours of chips.
http://users.tpg.com.au/foxydog/
Elderly Woman in love with Rosebush
An elderly Cranbourne woman has been indicted on charges of soliciting her neighbour's prize-winning rose bush. Mavis Krankjugs was caught several times on hidden camera engaging in leud behaviour with the plant, police have indicated. The owner of the shrub, estranged beau Alvin Zaspah, believed Krankjugs saught the love of his notable roses after he had rejected her advances. "I believe she also gained pleasure from the thorns" Zaspah lamented. Krankjugs, 87, released a statement saying that she and the rosebush had a 'profound understanding' and had enjoyed 'on and off encounters' over several decades. Her relationship with the plant came to a halt only after Zaspah set up a video camera attempting to uncover why his lily-white roses were turning red overnight. Zaspah's gardener also noticed changes in the plant: "i'd trim that bush every two weeks" he stated, "so I could tell when it wasn't itself". After examination by doctors, police forensics confimed lascerations and cuts on Krankjugs' unmentionables were caused by the plant in question. Krankjugs has been bailed to appear in court next week and ordered to keep 50 metres from the plant, and its cuttings, for at least a couple of days.
Meeniyan Celebrates New Dragon Boy
Despite a quiet year on the mutant front, Meeniyan celebrated last night the birth of yet another Dragon-boy, bringing the total of human-dragon-hybrid creatures in the town to a nationwide record of 44. The new creature, born unto Tarlene and Darryl Moochberger, of Forrest Rd, weighed in at a hefty 82 pounds on the old scale. Yet to be named, it is believed the Moochbergers will Christen their second born Lucifer-Bailey Dylan, in keeping with Meeniyan tradition. The creature is a baby brother for Maddyson, 15 months, who of course will be ritually sacrificed next full moon. CunTV and its affiliates congratulates the Moochbergers.
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