Ill-informed Corporation Launches Zany New Products
Inexperienced and incongruous manufacturer CunTV Foods Pty. Ltd. have just released a selection of bafflingly odd products. The new items have been greeted with trepidation by members of the public, but the upper-eschelon of the company's management believes that eventually sheer curiosity will boost sales. The confusing array of items available has been blamed on poorly-conducted market research, and a recent GORILLA OUTBREAK at the CunTV conglomerate's office tower.
posted by S. Elliott @ 5:21 pm
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