Maeby Funke's Birth Notice
posted by S. Elliott @ 10:33 am
Sunday, September 24, 2006
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About Me
- Name: S. Elliott
- Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Born on a frosty morning in winter 1845, Steven didn't take long to learn the ropes of the (insert industry name) and it wasn't long before he was promoted to the role of (insert impressive title). Whilst searching for a cheap subsitute for Oatmeal in the South Pacific, Steven stumbled on Melbourne, and the rest, at least in part (except for the future), is history. His epitaph reads: "Here lies the carcus of Steven Elliott - first boy on saturn, who stole this headstone and reengraved it in anticipation of gruesome death. Tolerated by some".
His hobbies include alliteration, converting old racing cars into troughs for starving barnyard creatures, saving sleepy seals from salacious sexual advances from unsanctimonious sea lions, and Octopussy[TM].
Me
Gender: MaleIndustry: Chemicals
Occupation: Hazardous chemical Concoctor and taster
Location: Melbourne
Piracy Status: Active (both media and nautical varieties)
Breastfed?: Unsure
Recommendations from the Popular Culture
Musical...- razorlight
- radiohead
- Postal Service
- plantlife
- rufus wainwright
- funky bunch
- death cab for cutie
Televisual...
- Mighty Boosh
- Arrested Development
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Free Ride
- The I.T. Crowd
- Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
- Kitchen Confidential
- Black Books
- Micallef P(r)ogram(me)
- Futurama
- Samurai Champloo
- The Daily Show
Filmic...
- Wes Anderson catalog
- Electric Grandmother (it's as good as it sounds)
- Family Ties movie
- Suburban Commando
- Aronofsky catalog
Bookish...
- "Pardon My Vulva" by Leigh Smoog
- currently reading "Donna For Sale" by Herb Gak.
Preeevius Postz
- Brandpower Woman Goes Too Far
- Devious Stingray Hires Tree Costume, Kills Brocky
- Roof Seal, Drive Seal, Seal-a-fridge shot by Comme...
- Ill-informed Corporation Launches Zany New Products
- Americans Mourn Oil-spill Anniversary
- "CSI Moama" Global Hit; Echuca a bit Jealous
- La polizia italiana interferisce Mooch nudo sul treno
- Book and Movie Reviews from CunTV!!
- Presser Website Survives Modern Perils
- Elderly Woman in love with Rosebush
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